I'm gonna read all the comments in a minute, but I just had to post this while I was still giddy with laughter. *evil grin*

My cousin contacted me on FB. We were talking yadda yadda, and I told her I had 3 tattoos. She was shocked, and wanted to see them.

H emailed me to tell me he had my new laptop fan. I told him thanks, and asked what I could use to resize a some pictures. I don't have Photoshop on this laptop. He told me he would resize them for me after work.

Okay, the funny part...

After work came 2 minues later, because He IMMEDIATELY replied and asked who took the picture of the one on my lower back. He also asked who I was sending it to.

Nope, not gonna tell him. laugh