3 - I've only worn a g-string once in my life (the exact date would be a portion of my 'screen name' here), but W still never learned after ever other wedding we attended, if she complains about wearing her high heels, we'll end up swapping shoes.
Dude, that's quite a visual you left us with, there...
LOL, yeah, it's become quite the tradition.
Much the same, the very first time W asked me to go the mall with her. I can't stand malls, and I can't stand shopping, blindly and walking around the place for hours on end. So she asked, I said no, she asked again and wimpered, I said "fine, if I absolutley must go to the mall with you, I will do so with my hair in pigtails and we will hold hands skipping the entire time".
She called my "bluff".
And she's never asked me to go to the mall with her again.
Me 35/XW 33 S13 & S12 M: 10/17/98 OM & S: 07/08 D final 06/09/09 12/03/09 - 06/13/10 "Piercing" 06/13/10: Engaged to Re-marry 10/17/10 06/25/10: Expecting baby #3 2/14/11