No matter what I do, what I try, what I say... it's never enough. Honest, I tried everything. I worked all day, came home, ran her bath, cooked, washed the dishes, did the laundry, cleaned the toilets. I swear, I did everything but it was never enough because she would never stop nagging...
until...
One day this girl at the office started paying attention to me. I mean... she really needed me. She said things to me that I hadn't heard from my wife's lips in a LOOOOONG time. She made me feel like a man...
and then I fell for it. I dunno why, but... it just happened. Before I knew it I slipped and fell in bed with her. Just like that... and the darned floor was covered in massage oil. Every time I tried to get back up, I kept on slipping... until one day I managed to get out. And then... I realized... I loved my wife... and lived with the guilt. Until I summoned up my courage and told her all. I put myself in her hands and begged for forgiveness...
or something along those lines.
Disclaimer: I, Gno, in no way condone his actions... and I'm mind-reading BIG TIME here.
