Keep Your Hands Offa My Mojo

[Puppy Dog Tails]

Guess who didn't get a message this morning?

Guess who's looking for reasons to be pissed?

Guess who has expectations when they shouldn't?

Guess who had a funeral pyre 12/31/09... but is still holding the flame?

Guess I'm barking up the wrong tree... but... I think Mo and Jo are voo-doing you into the ground.

STOP:

- over-intellectualizing the unreasonable
- over-anal-yzing every event
- over-sophisticating the simple

- looking over your shoulder.
- wasting energy on her

EJECT... DETACH...

The button's been pushed. Your job is to survive the fallout.

And guess what? YOU CAN!

Now get your a$$ back in gear and focus on things that are within your power. Themselves, Yourself, Da Book and udder things.

BTW: Congratulations to you on raising two wonderful children. Keep up the good work and make today Girlself's best birthday ever.

(had you included

" - STOP Over Capitalizing basic concepts, to make them funnier and more poignant,"

I might've added a fourth whistle, but hey -- you're on a roll.

SP, Gno is right -- on all counts. You're still firmly holding the rope, dude. Drop it already.

Puppy