Your dry sense of humor cracks me up - Truth be known - I have never seen a gopher in my life except in the movie Caddyshack however it seems appropriate at this time.
You are correct - He doesn't think I will do anything because I love him...While I do love him, I love myself a little bit more everyday, so as my mentor says - "Consequences".
May All Who Seek To Take My Life Be Put To Shame And Confusion; May All Who Desire My Ruin Be Turned Back In Disgrace. ~Psalm 40:14~