Sounds like you're back onto fully retaining...I have a feeling 2010 is going to be a successful one in part due to the commitment to your list.
"2. Pitch and close a deal on the Great American Divorce Book (AKA, The Misadventures of Smiley's Person)"
My neighbor, Cheri Arterburn, wrote a book, 'The Perfect Divorce', a few years ago along similar lines about her D. It was published by BCC Publishing. Might be worth pitching them, it's my bet they would be interested.