The bubbleheaded bleach blonde reading Tolstoy? Yeah, why don't you do that, Missyma'am, and then 'esplain it to us. That I would pay to see...

Frank, please honor Ms. Batshitcrazyville's request and stick to the texts. And please be sure to use numbers for words when possible.

We wouldn't want to put undue stress those hairproduct drenched braincells.

Perhaps you should try using handpuppets when it's necessary to converse with her.

Happy New Year, Boo...you're due a good one.

besos,
BA