K4D It's a Wonderful Life

[K4D]

Johnny Bravo pick up lines. This guy may never get a date, but gotta love his stuff.

"(shoom)Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?"

"Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?"

"Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there."

"Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!"

"Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?"

"Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?"

"Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!"

"(whoosh) Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!"

"You wanna frisk me?"

"Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?"

"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay."

"I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?"

Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well,you look like the kind of girl that could use two."

"I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...(whack)."

"Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath."

"All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?"

Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd youlike to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"

"Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?"

"Whoa. Man, you're pretty!"

"Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?"

(at computer)"Hey there, smart mama."

"(sniff, sniff) You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?"

"Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?"

"You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun."

"Hello, hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?"

Kevin