ok, here's a solution to part of the problem. Send me the Coach purses and the Saks and Pendleton, maybe even the Ann Taylor. I'll send you a receipt from the Hoosiermama Self-esteem Improvement Foundation.
M60 H52 D20 M14 yrs OW-old gf from 1986 bomb-5/18/08 H filed for D-9/10/08 D final 4/24/09 xH remarried (not OW) 2012