#68 Santa baby...been an awful good girl!!

[smith18]

Dear Aphrodite,

Try a combination of oysters, chocolate, horny goat weed tea, alcohol and mutual respect.

Actually, if you like pig, I've made this (in my oven) and it is a delight...

Bacon Explosion

[Kalni]

Kerry,
I've seen that on FB. Looks delicious but I am afraid I would kill those people with it!
K

[john210]

i am talking about sex and kerry about food??? which reminds me of a seinfeld episode and George Costanza eating while having sex....

that does look yummy but Jeez that will clog your arteries till 2011!!!!!

[Kalni]

John, OF COURSE you would be talking about sex!! What else is there to talk about in LJs land? (911??????? you pig!)

[smith18]

Hey, the food I was talking about was to be used as a precursor to sex.

I liked the episode where George's fiance had the doll in bed with them that looked like his mother.

I need to move to New York - for a short, fat, hard to hold a job bald guy who lived with his parents, George sure was in bed a lot with other women.

[Kalni]

Who's George?
(going to bed-night guys!)

[john210]

I love Costanza!!!

[mishka422]

George was a character on Seinfeld K. The best TV show of ALL TIME!

[smith18]

Who's George?

I think George is the guy who gave Michelle Weiner-Davis the idea about doing 180's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY

[Kalni]

Good Morning!
H asked me today if we can have Christmas day lunch at his sister's. As much as I may sound...bitchy, I dont want to go to her house. (I saw her 2 weeks ago and I am pretty damn sure she is having an A. Call me crazy but I know it. I can tell from the way she carries herself that someone is BOOSTING her (ego) and that someone aint her husband. I really hope I am wrong.)

Anyway, I dont wannt to go to her house because I feel she treated me VERY badly and honestly, all the interactions with her are pretty boring, always talking about her cooking, her shopping, her hair, her..., her...).

H sounded as if he thought it was the normal thing to do, we've been spending a lot of time with MY family so I guess he feels, we should with his family as well. I really dont want to.

Last night he came home, brought clothes over. We both felt awkward. Seemed as if he is moving back in. He isnt of course. But looking for space in the closet and NOT finding any was pretty hillarious. I had no regrets. He said "wow, all the clothes you have!!!", I replied that since I've been yoyoing between 5 to 11 kilos than what I was, I need different sizes in clothes. That explains my 11 pair of jeans which honestly vary from size 24-25 to 31...
K