Britt, my D18 is a MAJOR handful, but cute as they come. She comes in the house tonight, as I put her in charge of S10 and soccer.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, OMG! YOU are NOT wearing UGGS!"

Me: "D18, Yea, what do you think? I feel pretty hot in them!"

D18: "What size are they?"

Me: "MY SIZE"

D18: "I can't believe you're wearing those.":

Me: "Why? It's not like I wear Mom jeans, Naturalizer shoes, and Winnie the Pooh swestshirts!"

D18: "I know, but.... Mom, I wanted those!"

Me: "D18. Get lost. I'm hot now. Wait until you see the HAT!!"

Britt, I could have used the back-up. She's a True Religion jeans, Juicy seatsuit, Ugg boots, Coach purse, Ed Hardy tee and hat kinda girl. Who OBVIOUSLY doesn't think her mom is cool enough. I wanted to tell her, "Hey, I have a 25-year-old friend who thinks I'm highly appropriate! Back off, sistah!"


Me-46, D-21, S15, S13

After many years w/my head in the sand...
I FILED
Divorced 6/2011

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.