Can I save my marriage?

[Puppy Dog Tails]

p.s. What do you do when your significant other doesn't compliment you but does the complete opposite?

I bought this really cute winter hat and I love it. I walked in the house last night and H looks at me and says,

"Where did you get that awful hat from? It does not suit you at all..."

A: (staring at him in disbelief, and shaking your head) GOD, you're an ass. It's REALLY not very attractive."

And then walk away.