Is this the end of my marriage?

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Thanks for inviting all of us over for some tea and biscuits.

Hey. the more the merrier. Not so sure about the biscuits. Sure I could rustle up some shortbread with a highland piper on it somewhere (BTW. people in Scotland only wear kilts on special occasions).

I think it is time to bring out the bottle of single malt and a glass of red wine.

I have about a half dozen bottles of single malt here. However may favourite is Talisker (which is from the island my D is named after - it's a coincidence believe me :)). I'll get the red wine.

Bring a bottle of Talisker and you can stay as long as it takes to drink ....