I'm thinking that eventually, he'll realize that it's just easier to move out, what with all of his stuff keeps getting boxed up and put out on the lawn and all . .
If you put a big fire pit in the middle of the lawn, those boxes would be a great addition.....LOL
R2C - like the fire pit idea. you think like my GF, she said the same thing today when I called her freaking out (will explain next...)