The email I would love to send:

Dear H –

I hope that you and (OW’s real name) aka (OW's escort name) are having a great time in (City), NC. I wanted to let you know a few things that I have discovered and/or decided while you are away:

1) In the eyes of the law, it can be considered a squandering of marital assets when a spouse uses any funds for, with, or given to any third party outside the marriage. A case for retribution of said funds to the innocent party, outside of any alimony awardment, may be made during divorce proceedings, especially if illegal and unlawful activities have been involved. A totaling of almost $10,000 has been accounted for thus far in the use for your activities of adultery during these past several months. In light of this finding, I have withdrawn $1,000 from our joint checking account for the purposes of retaining my legal counsel.

2) In the eyes of the law, neither party of a marriage can forcibly evict the other party out of their home. (This is to your advantage because a moving truck would have relocated your belongings to OW’s apartment in (city) already, as I’m sure you would be more comfortable there and she wouldn’t mind taking you in for a while while we go through this process.) Neither can the primary supporter of the family withdrawal their financial support to the other party of the marriage. In cases where one does withdrawal financial support, the divorce paperwork may be filed and an immediate temporary financial need injunction may be issued.

3) It would also be to our advantage, cost-wise and time-wise, to come to a settlement agreement on the division of our assets, debts, physical property, and the terms of my monthly financial support. I am willing to set up a meeting with you soon to discuss these items further.

Enjoy the rest of your trip –
AFG

Last edited by aflowergurlie; 12/13/09 12:33 AM.

Me-34 XH-33 No Kids
We were M-12Y T-15Y
5/09 Same house-separate bedrooms
01/10 I filed for D / H moved out
09/16/10 Divorced