Well, thanks everyone. I'm still absolutely dumbfounded by this.

I mean, WAW called me today on some slim pretext. I was "correct" in my words -- perhaps not "impeccable," since the @Gypsy standard is pretty hard to meet, but correct. I answered the question and said I had things to do so had to hang-up.

And what does she say? In that affected, faux-innocent/concerned voice -- you all know that voice -- "Is something wrong? Are you mad at me?"

Godd*m! How f*cken oblivious can someone be? I absolutely cannot understand this. Did she not even notice her own awkwardness? The look of abject disappointment on Girl-Child's face?

I know that He's the Reason for the Season and all, and you're all very godly people, so I'll just take the burning pitchfork now, but to quote Joliet Jake Blues, J*sus H. Tap-Dancing Chr*st! What f*cken planet does she inhabit????