MUFFIN!!!!!
(that is me yelling in excitement and waving my arms)

I have missed you

and

If I were there I would have decked her

maybe not politically correct
but heart correct for sure

sometimes I get to be selfish

or I would have made her cry with my stare

either way

you would have told me to knock it off because you are a better person than me

(raspberries)

and

all our Christmas's are most likely going to be lean
financial crap sucks my assests

but you can make stuff
like cookies
and
send them to me!!!!

I won't even pack your stuff in cotton balls
(ok...maybe just a few)