There will come a time when that phone is out of his reach. I honestly and sincerely hope there is nothing going on. I pray that its just the stress and the need to be on standby all the time.
Have you ever tried this acid test?
M: Hey, pass me your phone. H: Why? M: I want to test something... H: What? M: A cool trick I read about. C'mon, gimme... [hold out hand and don't take no for an answer]
If he has nothing to hide he'll hand it over and you can go through the history... if he tries to peak over your shoulder shrug him off with, "Hey, don't crowd me... you'll ruin the surprise"
I hope hands it over.
When done say, "Shirt, that didn't work!" If he asks what was supposed to happen say you heard about an Easter Egg hidden on his make of phone.
If he doesn't hand it over then be prepared to LAY DOWN THE LAW and I'm holding you to this:
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I'd hurl that SOB into the f'n river outside my window!
-------- EDIT: Oh yeah, and congratulations on taking control of that F-word.
