When a mutual friend asked her what is so good about being single (mutual friend being equally dumbfounded as me over the split) she replied 'I can cook the tea whenever I want'. I must have been a lousy husband if that is the best thing she could come up with.
Actually you could turn that around and say to yourself that if that is all that she could find that was wrong with you and your marriage I wouldn't say you were a lousy husband.
