I'm in w/the boob man. (I'll implement this today.)
Cool.
Originally Posted By: mindfull
Sol... I don't need kleenex. I need a crane!
ROFL.
Originally Posted By: mindfull
G - I like the explanation re: attraction switches.
Glad it helped.
Originally Posted By: mindfull
So, H is attracted to breasts and humor. So, I will go hunting for some boob jokes.
I knew you were smoooooth! And cunning! Very nice. Reminds me of the "Don't think of an elephant" analogy. Couldn't help but think of one could you?
Ladies, thanks coaxing me out of my cave with your humor. Here's one more tip for y'all... It's a crude joke and I bet almost 95% of men have heard it before. In every bit of humor lies and element of truth.
A man marries a woman and she becomes his W.I.F.E. An old joke says that the acronym stands for: Washing, Ironing, F'g, Etc... One day after some years pass the man looks at his W.I.F.E. and discovers new meaning behind the acronym: Worrying, Irate, Facetious, Excruciating. He's shocked at first, then as time goes by he starts shutting down and pulling away. The woman sees his lack of interest and doesn't know what to do. She goes to her mother and asks how she managed to stay married to her father for so long. Her mother replied, "We had a bad patch around the same time as you and this is what my mother told me, to keep your man interested you have to be his W.I.F.E." What do you mean the woman asked. Her mother replied, "Wonderful, Interesting, Fantastic and a little Elusive."
