That's because you aren't wearing the elf shoes. You could star in one of those goofy Christmas movies and eventually save Christmas or something.
I dunno, you really seem to have a thing about little green pointy elf shoes. Should I be worried? Or, perhaps I should buy a pair? Goodnight, m03. Fed Ex beckons @ 5:45 am. Good talking to you. Sincerely,
Gardener
"My soul, be satisfied with flowers, With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them In the one garden you may call your own." Cyrano deBergerac