Lol. Screw the red suit. Go with the pointey-toed elf shoes.
Oh, yeah, that's all I'd need.
As it is, it's a sad commentary on the world we live in: My truck is a Budget rental truck and despite the magnetic signs on doors and hood - and my uniform - when i pull into a driveway with kids playing in it, they run away like hell to their respective houses, like I'm a pedophile madman with his kidnapping panel truck. Sad.
Gardener
"My soul, be satisfied with flowers, With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them In the one garden you may call your own." Cyrano deBergerac