Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring except the Left Behind Spouse Hand Knitting a Snuggie and monogramming it too Yes,WAS, why yes, its for YOU!
I know it is too much, I know its too soon But I can't help but think that you'll be over the moon You can wear it with pride for you deserve the best I say it in all honesty and not at all in jest