Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring except the Left Behind Spouse
Hand Knitting a Snuggie and monogramming it too
Yes,WAS, why yes, its for YOU!

I know it is too much, I know its too soon
But I can't help but think that you'll be over the moon
You can wear it with pride for you deserve the best
I say it in all honesty and not at all in jest

Ok. I will stop here. It is truly bad...


Can't keep a good woman down