Seriously, I know someone who did that, and then delivered them to the girlfriends front lawn! She also took all of these animal head things that he had collected over the years, and sold them to a nearby bar/pub. AND, if that's not good enough, she faked a report, saying he had an STD! LOL
OK, not funny.
It's only funny because it is so whacked.
Sorry, SD... We digress.
Just for the record, though, Miss Pottymouth is a piece of work. Was she this combative in an argument in the past? Does she thrive on the drama? Or is she truly reacting to you not playing along?
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.