[quote=SmileysPerson]So then maybe you should just show up at her place, unannounced, sit on the couch, loosen your pants, scratch, fart and watch football and drink beer, doing nothing whatsoever to help.
You know, like the rest of us.
Puppy
Hmmmmmm, not a bad idea, but you left out:
Criticize her why the house is such a mess Why isn't the laundry done? Can you work a wash, wax and oil change on the car between turkey bastings? If it isn't too much trouble between dinner and desert, mow and rake the yards?
And final question of the day:
Did I mention the laundry? If it wasn't all over the place, the house wouldn't be such a mess. And probably underneath all the laundry and part of the mess is all the stuff I just dropped on the floor to wash wax and change oil on the car. but it makes sense on your way out to mow and the rake the yard while working your way to the car. Thanks hon!
Oh, have you seen the remote? Missing the other game. And before you get too overwhelmed, could you grab me another beer?