Impromptu counseling session with Charlie Sheen needed here. (He's such a natural at this role).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD7RCB7WWkA

1:20

"OK, you want to know what's wrong?"

"Oh, I know what's wrong. I just want to hear you say it..."


2:13

"Your problem is you."

"Excuse me?!"

"You ought to spend a little more time dealing with yourself and a less time worrying about what your ex-wife does. That's just an opinion."

"My actions are my only true belongings. I cannot escape the consequences of my actions. My actions are the ground upon which I stand." Thich Nhat Hanh