Well, since we are all 'fessing up, here:

I am neither a Demuplican nor a Republicrat

I am a member of the Libertarian Party

Google "the world's smallest political quiz"

or go to selfgov.org

Gardener

"My soul, be satisfied with flowers,
With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them
In the one garden you may call your own."
Cyrano deBergerac