Go to the zoo, head to the monkey cage. Take a picture of you and a monkey in the background. Then e-mail it to your WAS with the caption: "Just ran into your Mom at the mall."
M22,H45,W45 S21/18D12 Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties and at the same time confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
