Sorry you are sick MF--ooh that is a fun nickname, makes you sound all bad! (She's one tough MF, I tell ya what!)
I am in extreme SW Iowa, 15 miles to Omaha, NE and 40 miles to the Missouri border...5 hours to get to Iowa City.
My sorority is not national. We were a private, supposedly 'dry' campus. So they didn't want the 'influence' of national Greek organizations. Really to us it just meant we could make our own rules! Our name is Sigma Phi Omega, and we have existed since 1969. Pretty young in sorority terms...