>>A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. >> >>The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a >>half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. >> >>He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man >>turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" >> >>The priest replied, "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with >>cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow men, >>sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bathing." >> >>The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to >>reading his newspaper. >> >>The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and >>apologized, "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long >>have you had arthritis?" >> >>The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that >>the Pope does." >
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