Hey Almost_Married, I wish I had married a large breasted bi-sexual nymphomanic sports fanatic who is a gourmet cook! Oh well tough luck huh!
Everyone else here is being very nice, I'm not nice! You should have used the name NotQuietgrownUp! On the other hand, at least you are trying to address the problem... Good girl! That being said, listen up, It's Quality, not Quantity! Are you marrying a man or a dick? You are probably to young to remember the old Motorola slogan "The Quality goes in before the Name goes on" You need to put in the same quality that he's putting in before you take on his name! After you get your sh!t together, both of you go to an adult novelty store and pick out something you like!
You should have used the name NotQuietgrownUp! On the other hand, at least you are trying to address the problem... Good girl! That being said, listen up, It's Quality, not Quantity! Are you marrying a man or a dick? You are probably to young to remember the old Motorola slogan "The Quality goes in before the Name goes on" You need to put in the same quality that he's putting in before you take on his name! After you get your sh!t together, both of you go to an adult novelty store and pick out something you like! 