Originally Posted By: Kalni
Hey, dont you guys have those long wooden hands to scratch your back with, in the States? Hmmm

I have one of those. And a 3 legged plastic massager and a vibrating 3 legged massager. It is just not the same doing it to yourself as having a woman do it to you. And having the "ever growing" kids walk on my half century old back is no longer safe.