'' I had an awakening this morning"

[givingitmyall]

I've been trying to get you to see this from the get-go! GOOD FOR YOU!!!

Do not announce this ahead of time. Just show up, pillow and personal effects in hand, and when she asks you WTF you think you're doing (and she will), say "I have decided that I prefer this house, and sleeping in my own bed. I've done nothing wrong, and I should have never left."

That's it.

Uh, what he said.