"Mom, I gargled with bourbon just to see how good your nose really is. But I haven't been drinking."
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My friend, this adult woman told you that she "baited" you with fake texts and she THINKS YOU WILL BELIEVE THIS! Are you that chump???
Reminds me of Get Smart:
"The old fake texts to the friends trick, second time I fell for it this week."
M22,H45,W45 S21/18D12 Retain faith that you will prevail in the end, regardless of the difficulties and at the same time confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
