You cant blame me - I tried to steer your thread conversation to zombie talk.
The #1 zombie rule:
Don’t be "that one a$$hole," in your group. Textual analysis of zombie movies has proven that "that one a$$hole," a character ubiquitous in zombie and survival horror movies, only stands a 4.32% chance of surviving until the end of the movie.
Later studies have challenged that figure, citing several movies in which "that one a$$hole" was one-upped by "the other, bigger a$$hole," who then assumed "that one a$$hole" status.
