I mean, seriously -- "I was on my way back from the OW's place and thought I saw you? Love, WAH?" That's his idea of a conversation starter? *shakes head*
Exactly what I was going to write! (though, I was going to add "WTF? Screw him!") But i won't.
Gardener
"My soul, be satisfied with flowers, With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them In the one garden you may call your own." Cyrano deBergerac