I have read some funny things on this site but the "worlds largest honky tonk" has to be one of the funniest.

Kevin, if you actually say and do that I will fly to Dallas, NOT shake the sh*t out of you (well, I still might but not for 15 min. like I originally said, probably more like 5 min) and still take you dancing.

If you get your wife tanked and she does get on a bull we will need photos and I do hope you plan to use that photo on your holiday greeting cards this year.

The last time I was in Los Angeles for work my hotel had a clear view of a bar with a bull in it. I laughed myself sick watching all the drunk fools try and ride it.