He already went to bed. We were watching TV in bed before he did, and he decided to pull his PITA routine again (pain in the @ss), and was grabbing my pillows out from under my head like last night. During one of those grabs, he managed to miss the pillow and landed a punch on my nose. Dumb@ss. It still hurts. Last year he did the same thing and managed to punch me in the eye that time. A couple months before that, I don't remember what he was doing, but he managed to split my lip. Each time, he's not being malicious or anything, it's never intentional, he's just being a PITA, and I end up with the short end of the stick.
I agree with Kettricken. This is Bullsh!t that goes beyond coincidence. Passive-Aggressive: "Who me? I didn't hit you! I was simply grabbing your pillow. Nope. Not me. Can't prove it. So there!"
Maybe time for a Pillow Boundary. Or buy him a cuople of extras. Either way: be careful.
Gardener
"My soul, be satisfied with flowers, With fruit, with weeds even; but gather them In the one garden you may call your own." Cyrano deBergerac