Drawing a line and grabbing the seeds!

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Subject: IRISH PRIEST


An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning.
It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the
middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:

''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones.
How might I help you?''

''And the best of the day te yerself.
This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn.

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit,
replied with a smirk,

''Well now Father, it was always my impression that
you people took care of the last rites!''

There was dead silence on the line
for a long moment .............................. ............

Father O'Malley then replied:

''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we
are also obliged to notify the
next of kin.''