Update: Last night, W and D come home from beauty parlor as I'm heading out for a beer and my manicure. Jiji, real guys get them.
W starting asking me where and whens of what I was doing. I just answered in general. I went out later with cousin and didn't get back until an hour a married dude should be out. Come in to find W awake and sitting up. I asked why she was up. She said she had to go to the bathroom. No signs of that. No water in sink. I think she was sitting up to see what time I got in.
A few minutes ago, do did something that was kind of sexual. I made a crack. W said someone has to do it... I told her I had offered before, her reply was yea right. I told her I would pay good money to do it in a joke fashion.
I want to jump on it but I remember this "What's important is that you respond to either with a nonchalant neutrality"
We're going to Cracker Barell in a few. I don't know if I should move on her or not. She noticed I'm wearing my ring again. Why shouldn't I? I have honor..
