See this is where you tell him as said, "no, not mom, going out tonight".
Then a few minutes later: "hey, babe, can't wait to see you tonight, wait til you see what I'm wearing"
let it fester a bit. If he replies great, if not, even better, just simply "oh sorry, I was texting someone else when you bothered me with your non-sense"
Me 35/XW 33 S13 & S12 M: 10/17/98 OM & S: 07/08 D final 06/09/09 12/03/09 - 06/13/10 "Piercing" 06/13/10: Engaged to Re-marry 10/17/10 06/25/10: Expecting baby #3 2/14/11