What to get my WAW for her Birthday?

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I couldn't have said it better...My wife's 40th bday comes up december 15th. My wife and mother of 3 young sons says she is getting a stripper pole for her and her girlfriends in a bar...Her midlife crisis has come screaming out of the closet. Don't get her anything. A gift from the kids-that is all and let them pick it out.