Here's another one for you, with a dash of 'cute' thrown in.

I was reading 5LL on the couch when kidlet came up to peer at my book. He's at the age where anything to do with kissing is EWWWWW! Scandalized, he yelled to H in the other room.

Kidlet: Daaa-aad, Mom's reading a Love Manual!!

We learned a long time ago to speak of PG-13 and R-rated movies as 'grown up movies' to differentiate them from kid movies. See, in kindergarten he'd told everyone we had all these 'adult' movies we watched all the time but wouldn't let him see.

Last edited by Dia; 10/22/09 11:59 PM.

The trouble with having an open mind is that people put things in it.

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