Hi Odog. I can see what your saying, those are the types of things that get to me too.
Have you ever thought about tanning? Even if you slather yourself with sunscreen, its really nice to be in a warm tanning bed for a few minutes... and the ladies in Hawaii might like it! Probably the ladies in Anch too, but they would be even more impressed than Hawaiians!
And yeah Lotus, we pale, pale Alaskans are notoriously vitamin D deficient.
I guess I gave the wrong finger to the wrong man...