Ok, Now a velvet Elvis. Now we are talking! As an aside when my W and I moved into our first "old" house (circa 1921) we bought it with a full attic. One of the items that we uncovered was a velvet Elvis. I still have it today :-) However, it is not on a wall.
Greek, I will be that polished person. And I will make sure it is because I want to be it not for her (I have some work to do on that, but am close to getting there!)
FB...... my arch nemisis. I have considered deactivating. Problem being that I do have friends around the country that use it and its how I keep up with their familes (note - families. Their Ws havent left them....)
So one thought is to deactivate that account with her and reactivate under another name. But... Perhaps the best way is to just grow a set and not worry about the man with NO life. Because I do have a life. I am in control of what I do not her. At least I never got into twittering or myspace......
I neeed to think about your idea some more.......
you do know that on fb you can control which people are visible, ie when they post an update, it doesn't have to appear on your main page, that way when she has updates, you don't have to spend your time reading them and replying to them or reading the replies of others - this way you can keep her as a friend on fb but not have to deal with reading the senseless minutia that she posts everyday.