Trying to save my M. W not really trying though.

[dday101798]

ahh, look at it this way:

Sleeping alone, there's no one else to steal the covers from you.

Sleeping alone, there's no-one to drop that dreaded line "my butt's cold, warm me up" and you KNOW, that butt is sub-humanly cold long before you get there.

Sleeping alone: on a lazy Sunday morning you can get up and grab a beer and just lay there and watch a game or something, and not get nagged at.

Sleeping alone: You can lay there and fart all you want and see if it still smells like what you ate last night.

Sleeping alone: You can fling buggers at the ceiling fan when you're really bored while your team is losing, contemplating getting another beer after realising your fart just smells bad on that lazy Sunday morning.

You get the gist