A Little Epiphany - (and a newbie delurking)

[Dia]

So let me get this right. I don't need eharmony or match. I just hang out near the pool with a big stack of fluffy towels?

"Can I refresh your drink? Was that a pina colada you were enjoying?"

And don't forget - no matter how old we look, call us MISS or CARD US for that drink. Alternatively, if you can pull off "Madame" with a proper exotic accent (i.e. so it doesn't sound like you think we run a brothel), that works, too.