Originally Posted By: SmileysPerson

WAW: DVD player doesnt work.

[SP's thought balloon: Then why the @(*$^&)(#$#$!__0&#%$*! did you bring it up in the first place?!?!?]

SP: Since when?

WAW: Since moving in.

SP: Any idea why?

WAW: Its not connected.

SP: [:sound of head repeatedly striking wall:] Why?

WAW: Dont know how.

SP: Then Boy Child has his answer doesnt he?

Really. Really? This is what I have to contend with? Really? Gawwwl Dayum -- it's going to be a loooooooonnnng 13 years.....


This one's easy, and for my money, might properly be communicated to herself as such:

Your child? Surely. However ....

Your house? No.

Was that your choice? No.

Problem solved.

Last edited by Kettricken; 10/15/09 04:09 AM.
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