I wonder if someone has made a study of alcohol metabolism in Native american tribes. Indians from south of the USA border do not seem to have that problem.
Anyway, you can have the children fondue I make for my daughter: substitute the cherry brandy for orange juice and it tastes great (it is 2 tablespoons of each anyway in a 4 person fondue)
"You don't throw a whole life away just 'cause it's banged up a little"
Tom Smith in "Seabiscuit"