Keep Your Hands Offa My Mojo

[Dia]

I ran the Boston Marathon in 1986...

Nikes with the big swoosh, short shorts, high socks, and a mullet. What a image.

It was worse than that; I was wearing a Lacoste "alligator" shirt to look cool when I ran through Wellesley, but it started to chafe my nipples (thus creating some very unsightly stains on my shirt)just as I was approaching the town; so I had to discard the shirt at about the half-way point which made the rest of the outfit you note stand out all the more...

I see your swoosh and mullet, and I raise you electric blue Jazzercise tights, a vividly striped black and white bodysuit, leg warmers, black ballet slippers and a terry cloth headband. On stage. At the county fair.

I blame Jane Fonda and Richard Simmons.